maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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