is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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