How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Can I color on your dick again?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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