yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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