I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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