What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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