He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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