This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
