She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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