do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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