This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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