this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
