For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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