I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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