I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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