And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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