i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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