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There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.

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(314): View more from Missouri

Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed

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(646): View more from New York

Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?

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(207): View more from Maine

he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation

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(859): View more from Kentucky

i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.

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(706): View more from Georgia

We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!

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