That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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