are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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