fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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