also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize