i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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