And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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