What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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