Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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