She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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