his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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