if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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