You can't motorboat a personality
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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