someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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