why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
He passed out mid-signature
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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