What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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