I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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