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If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.

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(315): View more from New York

Random question, how's your gag reflex these days

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(480): View more from Arizona

he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him

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(315): View more from New York

careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....

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(706): View more from Georgia

What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing

(860): View more from Connecticut

So?

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This is why you shouldn't make decisions

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(914): View more from New York

I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.

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(561): View more from Florida

Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future

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(850): View more from Florida

Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions

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