Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We just shotgunned beers for America
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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