Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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