I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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