how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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