I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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