i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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