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Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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