My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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