What a fucking waste of an outfit
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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