Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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