Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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