Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
there is glitter all over my balls
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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