We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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