Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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