Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I want a musical about memes.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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