Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
You don't make any sense
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