Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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