seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
you never un-have a 4some
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
