I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
