i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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