$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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