thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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