so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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